chill out
Debbie just hit the wall


  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not

April 24th / 340,229 notes

detainable:

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

April 24th / 130,655 notes

svvitzerland:

the easiest way to get a guy to show u his dick is to tell him he has a small one

April 24th / 8,274 notes


casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

April 24th / 331,483 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

April 24th / 196,395 notes



sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus


judas no